Kilmer's War

Survive WWI using the power of bad poetry. Each day the shells creep closer, but if your poetry is bad enough maybe the Germans will leave you alone.  Create seven couplets of fearsomely bad poetry and you may just survive, then send the abomination you just wrote to your friends. Have fun!

Created for the Poem Ham Now game jam. Joyce Kilmer was a famously bad poet who served in WWI.